Comments for TEStazyk http://testazyk.com Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:30:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ Comment on Now That Was A Dumb Thing To Do! by Jackie Cangro http://testazyk.com/2012/02/05/now-that-was-a-dumb-thing-to-do/#comment-4026 Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:30:33 +0000 http://testazyk.com/?p=1626#comment-4026 Wow, that is one wretched stink! And here I thought living in NYC I’d smelled the worst of the worst, but you have me beat.

]]> Comment on Now That Was A Dumb Thing To Do! by sledpress http://testazyk.com/2012/02/05/now-that-was-a-dumb-thing-to-do/#comment-4021 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:50:21 +0000 http://testazyk.com/?p=1626#comment-4021 There is a substance called — as God is my witness — “Anti-Icky-Poo,” whose label asserts that if can eradicate (with time for the enzymes to work) the smell of urine, vomit, feces, and (drumroll) *dead body*. An oddly twee name for something used to clean up crime scenes after the CSI people have left, but you might want to try it if things don’t quite deodorize the way you want. I got my bottle on the Internet. I have cats, so it is a very important bottle to own.

This is the sort of narrative that you preserve to read out loud to friends when they have had a drink or two and slowed down enough to appreciate the enormity of the predicament.

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